- wear baggy multi-colored clothes--preferably made in a foreign country.
- get dreads.
- purchase a buddhist prayer flag & drape it somewhere in your environment
- chant words you don't understand repeatedly
- burn incense & eat tofu
- anything eastern is good. eschew & conceal your essential whiteness (or whatever ethnicity you're trying not to be).
- wear lots of accessories & big earrings made of wood, bone, or shell.
i find it funny that i have the urge to do a lot of the things i've listed here. i also have some very groovy sandals. i just need to stock up on the foreign-made jewelry & sweaters (here i come, peru) & i should be set.
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and don't forget that you should not shave legs and armpits, and should wear some "alternative" to deodorant.
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