how to attain enlightenment--by angie & paula

1. wear baggy multi-colored clothes--preferably made in a foreign country.
2. get dreads.
3. purchase a buddhist prayer flag & drape it somewhere in your environment
4. chant words you don't understand repeatedly
5. burn incense & eat tofu
6. anything eastern is good. eschew & conceal your essential whiteness (or whatever ethnicity you're trying not to be).
7. wear lots of accessories & big earrings made of wood, bone, or shell.

i find it funny that i have the urge to do a lot of the things i've listed here. i also have some very groovy sandals. i just need to stock up on the foreign-made jewelry & sweaters (here i come, peru) & i should be set.